i'm becoming ernest hemingway, ya idiots


PRONE TO OVERREACTING TO MOST THINGS MOST OF THE TIME.

#SADNESS BECAUSE I MISSED ALL THE BIRTHDAY POSTS   #D: D: D: D:   #i would have been even more excessive than i usually am   #but just   #these lyrics are so maddeningly appropriate and fitting   #like the first panel   #i can't   #jonathan toews   #chicago blackhawks  
2 days ago on 17 May 2013    via peekaaboo   originally from peekaaboo

que-bueno-verte: [Kane-Toews Evolution]

que-bueno-verte:

[Kane-Toews Evolution]

#ultimate goober   #ruiner of lives   #totally expressionless and devoid of emotion   #ALSO   #I'm so upset that st louis got knocked out by the kings   #i wanted the hawks to be the ones to do it   #SO BADLY   #but its cool   #i'll settle for taking the kings out in the WCF   #jonathan toews   #chicago blackhawks   #your face is AWFULLLLLLLL  
3 days ago on 16 May 2013    via que-bueno-verte   originally from que-bueno-verte

(Source: mhossa)

#dat horrible excuse of a beard   #how much do you want to bet   #that the datsyuk and toews lines get matched up and then neither of them scores/assists anything   #in an effort for each to display their ~*~deffensive prowess~*~   #though i did just read that article about the two of them   #and it was super qt   #if only for the bit when mike babcock waxes poetic about him   #JONATHAN TOEWS IS JUST... HE'S JUST SUCH A GREAT PERSON   #i feel u   #jonathan toews   #chicago blackhawks   #i never asked for this  
3 days ago on 16 May 2013    via toewsies   originally from mhossa
#i could reblog all the posts and gifs i would have reblogged if i had been here   #IT'S A THING THAT I COULD DO   #but ok i'll refrain   #why is their dynamic the best :(   #because like apart from all the hypercompetitiveness and just being dumb and pigtail pulling and all that jaz   #they are so genuinely /sweet/ about each other   #IT MAKES MY HEART HURT   #jonathan toews   #patrick kane   #chicago blackhawks   #my tagging system for hockey posts is just bad  
4 days ago on 15 May 2013    via kanerd   originally from kanerd
#FACES   #jonathan toews   #bryan bickell   #andrew shaw   #chicago blackhawks  
1 month ago on 17 April 2013    via futuresaad   originally from futuresaad

turncoats: originally this was just going to be a simple nook screensaver referencing fort minor & styles of beyond - remember the name, but i, uh, got carried away? (though i managed to restrain myself from deviating from my original plan and putting in rubbish stats like 60% ass 40% thighs/100% game face/45% plaid/10% playoff beard /good job self)

turncoats:

originally this was just going to be a simple nook screensaver referencing fort minor & styles of beyond - remember the name, but i, uh, got carried away?

(though i managed to restrain myself from deviating from my original plan and putting in rubbish stats like 60% ass 40% thighs/100% game face/45% plaid/10% playoff beard /good job self)

#jonathan toews   #YES GOOD   #SORRY I APPARENTLY LIKED A BUNCH OF REALLY OLD POSTS  
1 month ago on 17 April 2013    via turncoats   originally from turncoats
#MORE OLD POPULAR POSTS   #i know it's probably not that weird because 2006 was a long time ago (eep)   #but jonathan toews is the only one in this photograph who is still with the team he was originally drafted by   #I'M NOT TAGGING EVERYONE   #kessel put your face away   #~*~people who are meant to be together always find their way in the end~*~   #jonathan toews  
1 month ago on 17 April 2013    via boston-youre-my-home   originally from boston-youre-my-home

frattins:

Jonathan Toews is asked: “I was wondering, in Vancouver, did you get a chance to talk to Sidney Crosby… and pick his brain a little bit?” [x]

#i was in the 'jonathan toews' tag when the whole system went wonky   #but i literally went through like 20 pages of it instead of worrying that the way tags worked had changed forever oops   #what is anyone even saying here   #cue veronica mars theme music:   #~~we used to live together a long time ago   #but you were a crazy person and called me 'a fattyyyy'~~~   #jonathan toews   #brent seabrook   #2014 SOCHI IM SO EXCITED OMG SO EXCITED   #/calm  
1 month ago on 16 April 2013    via frattins   originally from frattins

(Source: michaeldelzotto)

#i feel like jonathan toews must have internalized so much mockery   #so when he tries to mock other people it's just like   #what are you even saying   #have you met you   #you look like a perpetual thirteen year old   #BUT YES THE SEVERE ANGLES OF SAAD'S FACE AS WELL AS HIS SLICKED BACK HAIR /DO/ MAKE HIM LOOK THIRTY FIVE   #brandon saad   #purveyor of unexpected happiness   #playing in all yr zones   #killing yr penalties   #why is he so great   #i would read this novel   #it would be entitled: A Captain And His Rookie   #jonathan toews   #everything you say is dumb i love you shut up   #patrick sharp   #chicago blackhawks  
1 month ago on 16 April 2013    via toewsies   originally from michaeldelzotto

(Source: mhossa)

#''johnny told me where to stand''   #(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)   #NOPE   #also jesus marian hossa he looks maniacal here   #ANGRY AND INTENSE HOCKEY HUGS   #marian hossa   #jonathan toews   #chicago blackhawks  
1 month ago on 15 April 2013    via infinitesaadness   originally from mhossa

darthtulip:

The continuing education of Brandon Saad. (4/14/13, vs. the Blues, after Saad causes a turnover at the blue line.)

#EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS PERFECT   #P E R F E C T   #(well minus the turnover but whatever)   #♥ first ♥ line ♥   #sometimes i forget that saad is just a rookie and he's just a bb   #it's a testament to how great he is   #BUT I DON'T MIND BEING REMINDED IF WE GET STUFF LIKE THIS AS A RESULT   #auuuugh   #jonathan toews   #THE HUG LOOK AT ITTTTTTT   #brandon saad   #marian hossa   #chicago blackhawks   #if only jonny's game was more ~~~physical~~~ like backes gawd  
1 month ago on 15 April 2013    via darthtulip   originally from darthtulip

crawfrds:

TAZER + JAMES (april 11, 2013)

#some morning jonathan toews-shaped blogging before i go immerse myself in my dissertation   #ENDLESS PAIN CAUSED BY THIS   #PROBABLY I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME EVER AGAIN   #it's just   #there are so many of them on the ice and all jonny's focus and attention is on james   #i just   #AND THE ONE WITH THE CUDDLING   #ugh   #jonathan toews   #an awful overrated emotionless individual  
1 month ago on 14 April 2013    via crawfrds   originally from crawfrds

sheercompulsion:

April 12, 2013: Captain Happy, Jonathan Toews, after the Blackhawks defeated the Red Wings (x)

#asdfghjkl;asdfkfgjfkgfgl   #dddfkjgf.gjkf.dkjgdfgsdkjfdskds   #rip tumblr user 'aconstantache'   #she lived an ok life   #jonathan toews   #i HATE you  
1 month ago on 13 April 2013    via sheercompulsion   originally from sheercompulsion

Wish come true: James skates with the Hawks April 11,2013 [x]

Wish come true: James skates with the Hawks April 11,2013 [x]

(Source: jrdnstaal)

#euuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh   #eugh   #jonathan toews   #AND KIDS   #e u g h  
1 month ago on 12 April 2013    via infinitesaadness   originally from jrdnstaal

sheercompulsion:

9-year-old James Ensign from Barrington, Ill., got his wish to practice with the Blackhawks, thanks to the Make-A-Wish Foundation (x)

#asdfghjkalsthjk their little board battle   #IDK SOME PASSIVE AGRESSIVE TAGS ABOUT PPL WHO THINK HE IS A PSYCHO ROBOT INCAPABLE OF EMOTION AND INTERACTION WITH CHILDREN   #i have a /LIST/   #also I'M CALM what are you talking about???   #what do you mean: stop yelling????   #jonathan toews   #chicago blackhawks  
1 month ago on 12 April 2013    via sheercompulsion   originally from sheercompulsion