(Source: talithan)

I want the job. You asked if I’ve managed before. Yeah, a houseful of kids. Taught me how to smack with one hand while giving a pat on the back with the other. Inventory, budgeting. Go grocery shopping for a family of six with what’s in my pocket, then let’s talk. At some point, somebody saw that you were more than a cage dancer and they took a chance on you.
(Source: kiddohc)
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(Source: harmonisgenius)

“If you’re gonna yell at me, go ahead.”
“I’m not your mother. So what are you gonna do? I’m not taking care of another kid.”
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(Source: hhoyland)

You know, historically, if I double your lie I get the truth.


(Source: crestas)